I am wearing socks. They have dots on them. Sometimes I wear socks with stripes on them. They are socks made by Boden and they’re really nice socks; they come in a box and I really like them. My socks are a tiny bit concerned about German politics and the coalition contract. They’ve been moaning about it all bloody day. The sock on my left foot thinks that the party on the left didn’t get enough and the sock on my right foot thinks that the party on the left got too much. My pants (colourful boxer shorts from H&M) couldn’t give a toss about it at all. That’s a desk beer.